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The Easiest Getaway You’ll Ever Take
Relax, Recharge, and Reconnect
Welcome to the exclusive online home of The Brennan Resort, where dreams come true, tan lines are permanent, and the guest list is tighter than Dad’s grip on the thermostat.
Brennan Resort Gift Shop
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More About Us
The Easiest Getaway
You’ll Ever Take
Get to know the story behind Brennan Resort, the laid back vibe that defines every visit, and the thoughtful details that turn an ordinary pool day into a true resort experience. From the atmosphere we’ve created to the memories waiting to be made, this is where relaxation and fun come together effortlessly.
Where Every Day Deserves a Five-Star Rating
The Best Resort in the Neighborhood
and Possibly the World
Heated waters, magical beverages, fish you can practically shake hands with. Brennan Resort sets a new standard for backyard luxury with amenities so good, you’ll forget you still have to take out the trash later.
Pool House
Comfortable setups with extra beds, kid-friendly amenities.
On-Site Beverage Program
A cooler with Carona and
Magic Juice
5-Star Water
Heated to almost hot
tub-like temperatures
Swim With Our Fish
Water so clear, you can count
our sharks
Michelin-Adjacent Cuisine
Burgers off the Grill
All-Day Towel Service
BYOT
Resort Music Experience
Bluetooth speaker pretending it’s Rody
Four-Legged VIPs
Aka Chole licking your legs while you eat chips
Where Every Day Deserves a Five-Star Rating
Take Advantage of Our Perks
From early check-in to fun extras, we’ve packed your stay with all the good stuff.
Swimming Pool
Cool off, dive in, and soak up the sun – our pool is the heart of the good times.
Poolside Bar
Sip, chill, and repeat — refreshing drinks served steps from the water.
Music
Start your day with fresh, delicious bites, no rush, just good vibes and great flavors.
Relaxing Fun In The Sun
Lounge, laugh, and let go — your perfect sunny
day starts here.
A Peak of Paradise
Read a Drop Of Our Splash!
Tuxedos, tulle, and a backdrop so pristine it put the actual venue to shame. The Brennan Resort became prom headquarters for pre-dance perfection - complete with poolside glamour shots.
Where athletic prowess meets questionable life choices. The Brennan Resort hosted the most competitive backyard tournament this side of the beer pong table. Gold medals were awarded.
Onesies, mimosas, and a guest list that actually mattered. The Brennan Resort hosted the sweetest celebration under the sun.
