The World’s #1 Chlorinated Escape

Welcome to Brennan Resort

The Most Elite Backyard Pool in Rockland County (No, we’re not accepting new members. Yes, we’re still better than your pool.)

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Sunset: 4:35 PM

The Easiest Getaway You’ll Ever Take

Relax, Recharge, and Reconnect

Welcome to the exclusive online home of The Brennan Resort, where dreams come true, tan lines are permanent, and the guest list is tighter than Dad’s grip on the thermostat.

Brennan Resort Gift Shop
(Coming Never)

  • Resort-branded towels

  • “I Survived CrossNet 2025” T-shirts

  • Chloe the Dog plushie that smells like chlorine and corn chips

More About Us

The Easiest Getaway
You’ll Ever Take

Get to know the story behind Brennan Resort, the laid back vibe that defines every visit, and the thoughtful details that turn an ordinary pool day into a true resort experience. From the atmosphere we’ve created to the memories waiting to be made, this is where relaxation and fun come together effortlessly.

Pool

Heated pool, kids’ splash zones, and outdoor eating area.

Pool House

Comfortable setups with extra beds, kid-friendly amenities.

Celebration

Perfect for private events
and celebrations.

Where Every Day Deserves a Five-Star Rating

The Best Resort in the Neighborhood and Possibly
the World

Heated waters, magical beverages, fish you can practically shake hands with. Brennan Resort sets a new standard for backyard luxury with amenities so good, you’ll forget you still have to take out the trash later.

 

Pool House

Comfortable setups with extra beds, kid-friendly amenities.

 

 

On-Site Beverage Program

A cooler with Carona and
Magic Juice

 

 

5-Star Water

Heated to almost hot
tub-like temperatures

 

 

Swim With Our Fish

Water so clear, you can count
our sharks

 

 

Michelin-Adjacent Cuisine

Burgers off the Grill

 

 

All-Day Towel Service

BYOT

 

 

Resort Music Experience

Bluetooth speaker pretending it’s Rody

 

 

Four-Legged VIPs

Aka Chole licking your legs while you eat chips

 

Where Every Day Deserves a Five-Star Rating

Take Advantage of Our Perks

From early check-in to fun extras, we’ve packed your stay with all the good stuff.

Get Breakfast

Start your day with fresh, delicious bites, no rush, just good vibes and great flavors.

Swimming Pool

Cool off, dive in, and soak up the sun – our pool is the heart of the good times.

Poolside Bar

Sip, chill, and repeat — refreshing drinks served steps from the water.

Relaxing Fun In The Sun

Lounge, laugh, and let go — your perfect sunny
day starts here.

A Peak of Paradise

Proof That Paradise Is Closer
Than You Think

Honestly, I’m kind of mad how good it looks.

Erin Jacobsen

It’s the closest thing to a real resort I’ve ever seen… if you squint really hard.

Someone without a pool

I wasn’t invited, and I still looked at all the pictures. Twice.

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Booking Info

“I’ve failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”

You can’t book a stay here. You’re either on the guest list or you’re on Facebook
watching it happen.

A Peak of Paradise

Read a Drop Of Our Splash!

Get a glimpse of laid-back luxury, family fun, and poolside shenanigans. From behind-the-scenes moments to event highlights and seasonal tips, our blog keeps you updated on all the splashes, laughs, and surprises happening at the Brennan Resort.

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